Friday, October 19, 2007

I want to tell you something about the city I live in

That city is Houston, Texas. There is actually a great deal of things that I love about Houston. There is also this.

Haunt XXX: "Houston's most titillating haunted house"

My hometown has combined haunted houses and strip clubs. In lieu of actually writing about this, I'm going to just post the link again and go to bed.

Haunt XXX: Houston's most titillating haunted house

This really is not a proud day for me.

13 comments:

Brian said...

I LOVE how the "media hype" that the site promises is just one article from local news about how they hate that this place exists.

Jake said...

This has nothing to do with this post, rather one from a while ago that i was unable to make due to various blog-rules.

your complaint about the hyper-contextualized videos of youtube and you praised old school public access tv. I figured a hep-cat like your self my already know about these but if you get the chance, check out the 'TV Carnage' videos. Just some dude who taped hours upon hours of television and then edited the best parts into a 1 1/2 hours of hilarity. 'Casual Friday's' is my personal favourite.

Unknown said...

Lee Said:

Here is Chicago we have the "Haunted Sanitarium", "Mike Ditka's Sports Dome Haunted Mansion", "The Little Flower Shop of Horrors," and various Christian Hell Houses and Haunted Gay Bars.

Unknown said...

Lee Said:

Here is Chicago we have the "Haunted Sanitarium", "Mike Ditka's Sports Dome Haunted Mansion", "The Little Flower Shop of Horrors," and various Christian Hell Houses and Haunted Gay Bars.

Mathew Walls said...

That sounds utterly hilarious. If I lived there I would have to go at least once.

Unknown said...

Cripes, that's the place right by Third Planet that's cycled through something like two or three haunted houses already.

Unknown said...

As much as I hate to say it, you can count on Houston for stuff like this. I used to live in Pasadena and there was a skanky strip club about a block from church. Which came first you ask? Good question. The club was legendary for supposedly having a one-legged stripper.
Here in Minneapolis we have haunted hayrides, which are truly thrilling.
I love your blogs!

Maggie said...

When I was down in your fair city two weeks ago, a Neiman Marcus cosmetics saleswoman told me that Houston has the highest per capita rate of plastic surgery, higher even than LA. When I questioned the reason for this, she explained that Houston also has the most strip clubs per capita, and has become something of a stripping mecca.

Also, I never made it to that church festival...

cb said...

this is very scary.

whose fantasy is blood-covered gory naked women?

it's too confusing.

i am going to have to go look at pictures of sweet kittens now.

Unknown said...

Wow, it's like I'm appalled by the concept and morbidly fascinated by it as well.

Mr. Nauton said...

Ummm... I don't know whether that scars me on such a deep level that I never enjoy Halloween again, or never check out sex sites...

On second thought, the kids are old enough to trick or treat on their own...

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