That city is Houston, Texas. There is actually a great deal of things that I love about Houston. There is also this.
Haunt XXX: "Houston's most titillating haunted house"
My hometown has combined haunted houses and strip clubs. In lieu of actually writing about this, I'm going to just post the link again and go to bed.
Haunt XXX: Houston's most titillating haunted house
This really is not a proud day for me.