There's a lot of bad news in the world today, and I for one am doing something about it. This week, there was so much bad news that I had to use something even nicer than grandpas to fix it.
Tape shows scuffle before death at pizza party
Man kills self in front of City Council after pizza party
U.S.-led forces call in pizza party, kill 25
Police blast into pizza party, kill man who shot 5
N.H. tax evaders arrested after long pizza party
Student apologizes for 'Jena 6' pizza party
Huge U.S. Embassy pizza party beset by delays
Report: Marion Jones admits pizza parties
Ig Nobels celebrate science's silly pizza parties (this was already a great headline, but now it's even better)
$2.4M pizza party for sponge left in body
Pizza parties fight to keep women
Ticker: McCain wants pizza party 'dead or alive'
Sinead O'Connor to pizza party: I feel for Britney
One spritz gives bed monsters fits (I cannot in good conscience edit this wonderful, wonderful sentence)
How to enjoy pizza parties with in-laws