"MARMADUKE IS AN ASSHOLE" t-shirt sale

I didn't really know where else to do this... The Marmaduke Explained blog would've made the most sense, but I don't allow comments there so as to not taint the artistic purity of blah blah blah whatever. Anyway, I guess this'll work as well as anything else.

So here's how this is going to work: I have a limited number of shirts making a profane and libelous remark about a dog that I aim to get rid of. They are very nice shirts, black with white lettering, and I don't want to pressure anyone but it is absolutely impossible to be cool without owning one. These shirts are fifteen dollars each (sixteen for size XXL) plus shipping and handling, and to make sure I don't accidentally sell too many and run out of a size I'm going to make this a bit involved.

If you would like to own one of these shirts and be cool, simply leave a comment on this blog with the following information:

- Your email address (if you're a scaredy cat about spammers and want to use a format like "pickles DOT grandpa AT gmail DOT fart" or whatever, feel free)
- What size shirt you want (one shirt per person, 'cuz I said so. But feel free to make your friends order one for you if you want two shirts for some reason)
- Whether you live in America or Canada (NOTE: I CANNOT SHIP SHIRTS ANYWHERE BUT AMERICA OR CANADA. But at least I can ship to Canada this time, eh?)
- IMPORTANT THING: Count down from the number of shirts currently available in that size, so that everyone can see how many are left (so, if we're starting off with 18 mediums and you order the first medium, you say 18. Next person who gets a medium says 17, and blah blah blah whatever until they're all gone. Awesome!)

Sometime after you leave your comment, you'll get an email linking you to a super duper secret paypal button that'll allow you to place your order for serious. Three to six weeks later (read: "Allow three to six weeks for shipping"), your shirt will arrive in the mail, fresh as a dookie.

Here's how many of each size I've got:

small... 4
medium... 18
large... 13
x large... 3
2xl... 9

Alright, kids... Don't make me regret this.

(If you don't give a crap about any of this, check back later on today for regularly scheduled blogglings)