It was me.
The Skip Raid, which I was able to correctly identify as a website on the internet with computers, saw fit to ask me a few things, and did so with aplomb and vigor. I'd like to think I don't come off as too much of a moron.
MARVEL! as I reveal which humorist's work I enjoy more: Kurt Vonnegut or Carlos Mencia
GASP! as I briefly discuss my hypocritical patriotism
SWOON! as I alienate fans of Dane Cook and The Family Guy
SHUDDER! as I reference a couple of bands I enjoy listening to
FREAK OUT! as I say at least one and as many as several cuss words
When you're done with that, check out their strange obsession with/crusade against people who have red hair. It's oddly compelling.