Friday, July 13, 2007

"MARMADUKE IS AN ASSHOLE" t-shirt sale

I didn't really know where else to do this... The Marmaduke Explained blog would've made the most sense, but I don't allow comments there so as to not taint the artistic purity of blah blah blah whatever. Anyway, I guess this'll work as well as anything else.

So here's how this is going to work: I have a limited number of shirts making a profane and libelous remark about a dog that I aim to get rid of. They are very nice shirts, black with white lettering, and I don't want to pressure anyone but it is absolutely impossible to be cool without owning one. These shirts are fifteen dollars each (sixteen for size XXL) plus shipping and handling, and to make sure I don't accidentally sell too many and run out of a size I'm going to make this a bit involved.

If you would like to own one of these shirts and be cool, simply leave a comment on this blog with the following information:

- Your email address (if you're a scaredy cat about spammers and want to use a format like "pickles DOT grandpa AT gmail DOT fart" or whatever, feel free)
- What size shirt you want (one shirt per person, 'cuz I said so. But feel free to make your friends order one for you if you want two shirts for some reason)
- Whether you live in America or Canada (NOTE: I CANNOT SHIP SHIRTS ANYWHERE BUT AMERICA OR CANADA. But at least I can ship to Canada this time, eh?)
- IMPORTANT THING: Count down from the number of shirts currently available in that size, so that everyone can see how many are left (so, if we're starting off with 18 mediums and you order the first medium, you say 18. Next person who gets a medium says 17, and blah blah blah whatever until they're all gone. Awesome!)

Sometime after you leave your comment, you'll get an email linking you to a super duper secret paypal button that'll allow you to place your order for serious. Three to six weeks later (read: "Allow three to six weeks for shipping"), your shirt will arrive in the mail, fresh as a dookie.

Here's how many of each size I've got:

small... 4
medium... 18
large... 13
x large... 3
2xl... 9

Alright, kids... Don't make me regret this.

(If you don't give a crap about any of this, check back later on today for regularly scheduled blogglings)

80 comments:

rorris said...

rich@strangebirdlabs.com
XL
America

Nuff, said?

Jenn said...

backej@gmail.com

Small
USA

4

Tom said...

Tom Bagley
tom2ytx@gmail.com
AMERICA BABY!!!
Large---13....GO!

birdmanesq said...

John Halloran
mrhalloran@hotmail.com
USA
XL...2

Matt said...

specter620@hvc.rr.com
USA
small - 3

Flint said...

fdcorey@gmail.com

XXL - 8 left

Vaska said...

vaska0@mac.com
XL (1 remains!)
US

Craig said...

pwrglove@gmail.com
L - 12!
America

Colinski said...

lovna45-q@yahoo.com
L - 11
America, fuck yeah!

spinecraft said...

band@autobomb.net
S

USA!

spinecraft said...

and per the miscount above, there should be 1 small shirt left

Ben Johnson said...

ben AT benjohnson DOT ca
2XL
Canada

Thanks!

timmy said...

timmysanfran@yahoo.com
M
USA

Chris Stapleton said...

cstaple3000@yahoo.com
MED
USA

chris said...

langley41@gmail.com
Large - 10
America

CG said...

cgraci@gwu.edu
XL
America

none left.

Max said...

max.berson AT gmail DOT com

Medium

America

16

kateal said...

kateaallison@gmail.com

Nabbing the last small!

USA

weaselofdoom said...

nate-dot-bedortha @ gmail-dot-com

if one of those XLs backs out, this American has dibs.

either that or I will slay them and wear their blood soaked XL as a trophy.

Dr. Zesty said...

jeff_brennecke@hotmail.com
M
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Sony Guts said...

sony.guts [at] gmail [dot] com

medium

USA

15

(Question, will your paypal setup allow this to be shipped directly to a thrid-party address (suprise gift)?)

Eric said...

t7promoter@gmail.com
medium
USA
14

Nick said...

YayNickBearyYay [@t] gmail [d.t] com

Large
US o' A

9!

Tanya said...

leett421@hotmail.com

medium

America, home of the free

13 left?

Paul said...

presence@irev.net
XXL (2XL) - 7 Left
USA

Dan said...

Chaos_4_U@hotmail.com
L
America
8

Miles said...

miles.floyd@gmail.com

L

America

7

Jessica said...

whitley71@hotmail.com
Large
USA
6

Alexandra said...
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ashark01 said...

ashark01@yahoo.com
M (12)
america

mkg41 said...

mkg41@aol.com
if anyone else backs out of an XL, i want one too.
USA

Tina said...

chemicalpink@gmail.com
Medium
America
11...I think?

Terrance said...

terrance.stewart@gmail.com
XXL (6 left)
USA

Emily said...

shrew_d@msn.com
2XL
America
6 left

Emily said...

5 XXL left

mkg41 said...

mkg41@aol.com
large
6
usa
i guess a large will be fine. screw the XL!

ashark01 said...

ashark01@yahoo.com

i said 12 for my medium but is clearly should have been 11. my bad.

dana danger said...

Dana Reinoos
dreinoos@gmail.com
USA
M - 11

Kevin said...

- kevin.donaghey@gmail.com
- Medium
- America
- M-10

Jesse Zander Corum said...

jzcorum@22-black.com

XXL
USA
4 Left.
super cool.

CDooby said...

calebdubey@hotmail.com
M
USA
9

atom said...

atomrobinson @ gmail dot com

medium

7 mediums left (i think)

this is the best thing that's happened to me today, or maybe ever.

Matt said...

vocabgod@gmail.com
M (it seems like there are actually 4 left, but who the hell knows).
USA

Rex said...

ttrreexx@email.com
L
America
5 left

Brendan said...

oneill.b1@gmail.com
America, Land Of The Free
Large
4 Remain

Me said...

slweinheimer@yahoo.com
Medium
America

5 left

Joe Mathlete said...

Looks like we've gotten a little bit off here... There's actually:

2 large
3 medium
3 xxl

left. The others have been sold out.

So the next person who orders a medium says 3, then 2, then 1, then nobody orders a medium. None of this "__ left" stuff; gets confusing but fast.

Cullen said...

homerisgood@hotmail.com
United States
Large 3 left

Alison said...

ratherdrinkthandance@gmail.com
USA
M - 2 left

Philip said...

bbaazzoooo@yahoo.com
Medium - 1 left
US

The Godfather said...

zachcurtis at yahoo dot com

2xl - 3

George said...

gsparlier@gmail.com
M
USA

0 left

Andrew Cunningham said...

doceirias@hotmail.com
2xl - 2 left
USA

Vee said...
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J said...

EFF no more smalls OR mediums.

Matt said...

tcgiant at tcgiant dot com.

2XL. One left.

Matt said...

Whoops. Forgot to say it, but USA.

Thomas said...

tomtheman5, hotmail.

America

L

2 left in size L!

Thomas said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Thomas said...

Whoops. Just kidding. I got the last L.

0 left. Not 2. I forgot how to count after first grade...clearly.

Christopher said...

I'm really not sure if any are left, but if any are, sgt underscore pepper217 at yahoo.com

Christopher said...

USA

Christopher said...

Oh, and I know this isn't a bid, but I'm willing to go double price for a medium. I have a girlfriend to make happy.

Plan B said...

planb1973@gmail.com
L
America
I know there aren't any larges left, but I think I should get one over the dolts that don't know how to count down.

Aileen said...
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Aileen said...
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Aileen said...
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conrad said...

inastateofconrad@gmail.com
Small
USA

i'd like a small or medium if someone backs out :)

Jeffrey said...

holdensolo@yahoo.com

Um, I think there's one XXL left, if so, I'd like it. If not, then I suck.

Ryan said...

ryanwasoba@gmail.com
M
US-of-fuckin'-A

Joel said...

L :)
US of A

Joel said...

nyc.buckeye@gmail.com

I'm a little slow this morning...

me said...

If someone decides they don't want their xxl after all, I would like one. I had an office retreat and missed the announcement. :-(

Jessica said...

XXL please (this may be the last one).

America!!!

Max said...

Joe, did I miss something? You said we should get our supersecret e-mails a few days ago, but I got nothing. I'm so ready for this shirt, boss.

me said...

Joe, I know you are having problems with Google, but in the meantime is there any chance you can update us regarding the availability of the double-exes? There seems to be some confusion as to just when they ran out. I really thought I was too late to get one, but the subsequent post got me wondering if I am wrong? I would post an email address if I thought I was on the list.

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