It has come to my attention that my previous pickle-centric post, designed to manipulate Google Ads into posting advertisements for pickles and pickle-related enterprises, was grossly irresponsible and inappropriate. No matter how strongly I feel about pickles (and mark my words, I feel very strongly about pickles; nothing pickles my fancy more than a delicious pickle sandwich on picklebread, with maybe a couple of pickles on the side), it was wrong of me to channel my love of the pickle, and of typing the word "pickle," into an exercise in tomfoolery that diverted well-deserved advertising space from non-pickle-related goods and services. Not only am I making a mockery of the "most revolutionary new development in commerce of the last 200 years*"; typing p and i and then c and k and l and then e so many times has essentially caused the word "pickle" to lose all meaning.
I have made a grave error that I truly regret, and I would like to hereby apologize to Blogger.com, Google Ads, GoogleCorp OmniMedia Productions, Inc., pickles, my family, and pickles.
*: (source: I made it up)