And I'll be damned if I'm not going to try to mess with them.
Pickles! Pickles are excellent, and great. Who doesn't like eating pickles? Jerks, that's who! There's nothing tastier than a big kosher dill pickle to brighten my day... I'm quite the pickle enthusiast, I must admit. I wish I were eating a big bowl of pickles right now. No, wait-- two big bowls of pickles! Mmm... Pickles.
And not just regular ol' pickled cucumbers, either-- I like all sorts of things that have been pickled (jalapenos, for instance). But to me, nothing beats the delicious pickley goodness of your standard green pickle, soaking with the delicious pickle juice it had been pickled in. Pickles!
Pickles! Pickles! Pickles!
(pictured: some pickles)