Monday, May 12, 2008

Dear Hillary Clinton: Please Stop Saying You Won Texas

On account of this is inaccurate. Here in the state of Texas we tend to do things different and usually sort of ass backwards, so on March 4 we had both a regular-type primary and also a caucus. You won the popular primary vote by two percentage points and lost the caucuses by twelve percentage points (source: facts). This gave you a total of 94 pledge delegates (65 from the primary, 29 from the caucuses) to Obama's 99 (61 primary / 38 caucuses).

I'm sorry; this has just been bugging me for a couple of months. I promise not to post about politics for as long as possible. I usually make it a point not to discuss politics with anyone unless they're a stranger and I'm drunk and yelling at them anyway.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Someone on the interweb just criticized Hillary Clinton without being a misogynist douche. Thank you, Joe Mathlete, you've restored some of my faith in sardonic white boys.

Colinski said...

I like "source: facts". That made me smile this morning. And I learned something new in the process. Thank you Joe.

Jessica Eiden Smedley said...

What if the stranger is drunk and yelling? Perhaps the Hilster is hoping her "new math" will compute then.

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Jami Brown said...

yeah, but its not as bad as giving a smug victory speech when the results are too close to call (52-48) and you got beat bad in another state the same night

lacochran's evil twin said...

The Hillster lost touch with reality months ago. Next she'll be doing the Janet Jackson Superbowl flash to show she's still, somehow, viable. Or something.

Angela said...

Thanks for setting that straight. (from a fellow Texan)

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Patrick said...

It doesn't matter, we're so screwed with this election.

Comedy Life said...

I totaly know what you mean. i hate The way she always thinks shes best.I like your blog its great sort of like the one I'm starting.

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