Thursday, February 07, 2008

2008 part two

Hi internet. Sorry I've been away for so long; I've been doing stuff.

My life is a lot different than it was last time we spoke. I live in a different city and have cable for the first time since I was in high school. I find myself mostly watching CNN, sometimes Shin Chan if I'm up late enough. I work a very silly job that is a lot of fun. I'll give you a hint: I wear a silly hat and they say there's a teeny tiny chance I might get to meet Lou Reed.

I am not able to be around you that much for the time being, internet. I am sorry about this; it's not you, it's me. And it's not CNN's fault, either; even though I'm obsessing over the Obama campaign, madly in love with Abbi Tatton's British accent and oddly fascinated by the bizarre flirting between Wolf Blitzer and Jack Cafferty, I have many other reasons from being forced to keep my distance from you. That doesn't mean I love you any less than I ever did, so don't you go getting into hard drugs or prostitution just to fill a void, okay? There are still plenty of other people out there to browse your Wikipedia entries and reload Yahoo! News every five minutes.




deckard said...

Who is she? Is she prettier than me?! ANSWER ME!

Michael said...


Michael said...

Or Not? I'm confrused. He posted a Marmaduke two days in a row! But he wears a funny hat, and there's a chance he will meet Lou Reed...

Chancellor Obamatine has rescued him and he now sees everything in red and he told him we died in childbirth!!!


Kevin said...

Thanks for coming back, Joe. I'm totally psyched for some more awesome Marmaduke action.


Obama Rama Baby!


Alex said...


I also see that you've re-disable comments on the Marmaduke blog. An interesting choice.

Bug said...

I'm so sorry I almost gave up on you, I thought you left me. Seriously, though, I wanna wear that shirt. I want to spread the word. Please tell me I can have it. I still link my five (oh yah, count 'em, 5) readers of my lame blog to you. Isn't that worth something??? xoxo

Joe Mathlete said...

Hey Bug,

Sorry for the lack of timeliness on the shirts. January was kind of a bummer, but my shit's more or less aligned now and as of a couple days ago all the shirt orders from the last month and a half have been processed and handed off to my shipping/manufacturing guy. Your shirt should be in the mail by Monday, if it's not already. Thanks!

Bug said...

Joe Mathlete, I still love you. Promise.

Bug said...

Bug + Joe = ♥

CCO said...

Thanks for coming back. We missed you.

Anonymous said...

I'm very glad you are back. I am also glad to have a comments section here so that I can tell you so. However, I will not miss the comments on Marmaduke Explained, as it was mostly Joe Mathlete wanna-bes. There is only one Joe Mathlete -- and while imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, it makes for a pretty lame comments section.

jilly said...

Dude, Lou Reed's a jerk. I used to do lighting for a concert venue he played and he was a total douche the entire time. Leonard Cohen, on the other hand, is an absolute teddy bear.

Neil said...


please please PLEASE, if they ask you to wear THE HAT, don't get in the van until they SHOW YOU LOU REED.

just trust me - i've said too much already.

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