Friday, December 07, 2007

Top Five Films 2007

This is a tough one, as I only saw two movies from 2007 (one of them on my PC... thanks, bit torrent!). I am having to fudge the rules a bit for this list.

5. Pick a Winner

Featuring music by Lightning Bolt, White Mice, Wolf Eyes, and a bunch of other bands your parents don't like. This is available on DVD via Load Records, but they've made the entire thing available for free via that (admittedly low-res) YouTube clip above. Would have placed higher in this list, but I have never been able to watch more than 15 minutes without passing out.

4. King of Kong

Every time I start to feel stupid for caring deeply about stupid bullshit that doesn't matter, I will remember this film and I will be happy again.

3. "What is Wrong With You"

Loses points for not being an actual film, and being close to two decades old, and not even having been posted to YouTube within the last calendar year. Gains points for being my favorite thing of all time.

2. The Darjeeling Limited

Because even the worst Wes Anderson movie is better than basically any other movie.

1. "What is Wrong with You"

Oh, what the hell... I've gotta be true to my instincts.


/Martens said...

Into the Wild.

Hear me out. It has Zach Galifianakis, as well as the single greatest portrayal of death ever filmed.

kevthegreat said...

I am afraid to learn anything more about that fish video. As it stands right now, it may be the most unique thing I have ever seen, and I don't want to ruin that by learning the context in which it was created. I want to go on thinking it truly is the most perfect video ever created.

Alex said...

That fish video is truly brilliant, and I'm not even being ironic. Fantastic performance art. You've got taste, Joe.

Alex said...

Hey, I put that fish video on Digg. Everybody, digg it and share with all your friends! Let's make this thing the hit movie of 2007!

deckard said...

I'm so happy you put King of Kong on this list. You rock, Mathlete!

booktapes said...

Wes Anderson's movies in order of brilliance:

1. Rushmore
2. The Darjeeling Limited
3. Bottle Rocket
4. The Royal Tenenbaums
5. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

(Hotel Chevalier ranks somewhere between 3 and 4...)

frogboots said...

the Fish one has always really disturbed me. in an almost pleasurable sort of way.

this is a good top five list.

Red said...

World's Fastest Mathlete

Yes, but does he have a huge and ironic cult following?

John D. Moore said...

Joe, I can't thank you enough for introducing me to your numbers 1 and 3. It's changed my life. For the better (best?), of course.

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