Thursday, April 23, 2009 - Joe Mathlete returns to the internet! Like, every damn day!

First of all: BUT: Maybe more importantly:

Ruined Movie Soundtrack Smorgasbord

As you guys have noticed, I don't update this blog very often anymore, nor any of the blogs I keep. There are reasons for this: blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You may not find all of those valid or relevant, but they were all factors for me laying lower than I did in, say, 2007. But if you miss those heady times when I worked an office job and was so bored that every day I'd do something like replace one word from every headline with "Grandpa" (I had better days, too), well, I wanted to let you know I'm writing stuff on a daily basis again, and you should read it 'cuz it's good.

The website, like it says up there, is That's the latitude and longitude of Houston, my hometown, of which I am very fond (true story: I am actually wearing a shirt that says "it's okay to (heart) Houston" right now; I considered taking a webcam picture of the lame coincidence but a) seemed contrived and b) I've had the flu for a week and a half and I look like a doodoo zombie.) Though the site is Houston-centric, I won't actually be writing about Houston too often, though.

My section's called Time Suck, though I'll sometimes be doing work in other sections. I'll be giving them at least one post a day, plus two original comics, "Sauce Policy" and "Dating is Hard" (you can scroll down to see the first few) and a poorly-shot video of a band playing in my living room every two weeks. They haven't really set any limits for me; they've actually used the words "my playground" more than once, which I am okay with.

Honestly, the guys who have started the site have been enormously cool to me; my editor, Sara Cress, has given me an enormous amount of creative freedom, and between my freelancers checks and living like a pauper in an extraordinarily affordable city I am able to live mostly off of this. After a year and a half of working mostly as a movie theater lackey (see above, "How Was I Not Fired"), a grocery store food guy (it was a really good one but had crazy downsides, and anyway they fired me) and an actor (shut up), it will be wonderful to focus on writing goofy shit again, and drawing goofy shit again, and actually spending time on the internet again. I hope you'll check it out.


Joe Mathlete

P.S. -- I literally did almost forget this: Starting soon, I will be doing Marmaduke Explained on the new site. Like, regularly.


xy said...

very nice. i wish you much luck and success in your new venture.

deckard said...

I can't wait to read your stuff more regularly. Congrats on the new gig!

Molly said...

I am SO excited that you will be regularly updating Marmaduke Explained! I've been reading it for about a year now and I gotta say, it makes me cry from laughing about as much as Denis Leary stand up, South Park, and Calvin and Hobbes all rolled into one. That's a good thing for me :-)
Seriously though, I've told a ton of people about Marmaduke Explained, from people my age (20) to people aged 60 and they all love it.

Sorry to sound like a ridiculous fan but it's true.

Joe Mathlete said...

Thanks for the nice words, guys. Being mentioned in the same breath as Calvin and Hobbes has got to count as a career highlight.

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