The Mathletes - Linger (Cranberries cover)

Sometimes I have ideas, and sometimes I carry out these ideas.



The Mathletes - Les Os (Unicorns cover) video coming soon.

http://myspace.com/themathletes

Hustler Presents Great Works of English Literature

(Disclaimer: like most great ideas I have had, there is no way I am the first person to think of this. If I am... Crud, I shoulda submitted this to McSweeney's or something.)

(Also, I don't know where you work, but if you're a kindergarten teacher or nun this might be NSFW. No pictures, just dirty, filthy, sexy, sexy words. EDIT: it appears this has actually been messing with some people's work filters, so here come some asterisks. Bummer.)

The Adventures of F*ckleberry Finn
Brave Nude World
To Drill a Mockingbird
Boneo and Screwliet
Lord of the Guys
An Uncut Yankee in King Arthur's C*nt
The Importance of Boning Earnest
Taming of the Screw
A Separate Piece of Ass
Flasher in the Rye
Pride and Prejudice and Buttf*cking
The Old Man and the Shemale
As I Lay Diandra
The Gropes of Ass
The Canterbury Tail
Robinson Cruiser
20,000 Licks Under the Sea
All Quiet in the Western C*nt
1984 C*cks
Turn of the Screw
Portrait Of The Artist In A Young Man

God Dammit

It was only a matter of time until something like this happened: http://www.myspace.com/mathletes

Compare/contrast this band, now going on nine-odd years of existence: http://www.myspace.com/themathletes

YOU SUCK AT GOOGLE, CHICAGO MATHLETES