Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Dudes Korner: "How to convince a lady to have sex with you in 20 words or less"

"I'll bet you my penis can't fit inside your vagina. If you win, you get to have sex with me!"

"Pardon me, but could I interest you in some orgasms?"

"It's not long, but it's skinny!" (warning: highly risky)

"You remind me of a girl I used to know who loved having casual sex with me"

"Do you have any (your ethnicity) in you? Want some in your vagina?"

"Whooo, baby, you're making MY 'seventh inning' stretch!" (only effective during the seventh inning at baseball games, if at all)

"What are you, chicken?"

7 comments:

deckard said...

This has been your best post in a while. It took all of my will and concentration to keep from bursting out laughing at work. Keep it up.

jilly said...

Your pickups already have an astounding effect on the ladies.

mcc said...

I am obligated to inform you that when I looked at this post, the Google ad featured was:

Gay-Friendly Autos
Does your ride reflect your Pride? Is your car out of the closet?

Pops said...

http://www.hotboots.com/ .....a little something for the man who likes a man in boots.

Also, "I plan on acting interested in what you have to say until after we fuck." Yes? No?

Joe Mathlete said...

Dudes Korner has taken a somewhat unexpected turn.

JessecaB said...

Any of those lines would work on me, as long as the guy was using them with irony.

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