Friday, July 13, 2007

"MARMADUKE IS AN ASSHOLE" t-shirt sale

I didn't really know where else to do this... The Marmaduke Explained blog would've made the most sense, but I don't allow comments there so as to not taint the artistic purity of blah blah blah whatever. Anyway, I guess this'll work as well as anything else.

So here's how this is going to work: I have a limited number of shirts making a profane and libelous remark about a dog that I aim to get rid of. They are very nice shirts, black with white lettering, and I don't want to pressure anyone but it is absolutely impossible to be cool without owning one. These shirts are fifteen dollars each (sixteen for size XXL) plus shipping and handling, and to make sure I don't accidentally sell too many and run out of a size I'm going to make this a bit involved.

If you would like to own one of these shirts and be cool, simply leave a comment on this blog with the following information:

- Your email address (if you're a scaredy cat about spammers and want to use a format like "pickles DOT grandpa AT gmail DOT fart" or whatever, feel free)
- What size shirt you want (one shirt per person, 'cuz I said so. But feel free to make your friends order one for you if you want two shirts for some reason)
- Whether you live in America or Canada (NOTE: I CANNOT SHIP SHIRTS ANYWHERE BUT AMERICA OR CANADA. But at least I can ship to Canada this time, eh?)
- IMPORTANT THING: Count down from the number of shirts currently available in that size, so that everyone can see how many are left (so, if we're starting off with 18 mediums and you order the first medium, you say 18. Next person who gets a medium says 17, and blah blah blah whatever until they're all gone. Awesome!)

Sometime after you leave your comment, you'll get an email linking you to a super duper secret paypal button that'll allow you to place your order for serious. Three to six weeks later (read: "Allow three to six weeks for shipping"), your shirt will arrive in the mail, fresh as a dookie.

Here's how many of each size I've got:

small... 4
medium... 18
large... 13
x large... 3
2xl... 9

Alright, kids... Don't make me regret this.

(If you don't give a crap about any of this, check back later on today for regularly scheduled blogglings)

76 comments:

Rich said...

rich@strangebirdlabs.com
XL
America

Nuff, said?

Unknown said...

backej@gmail.com

Small
USA

4

Tom2ytx said...

Tom Bagley
tom2ytx@gmail.com
AMERICA BABY!!!
Large---13....GO!

John Thomas Halloran said...

John Halloran
mrhalloran@hotmail.com
USA
XL...2

Matt said...

specter620@hvc.rr.com
USA
small - 3

Flint said...

fdcorey@gmail.com

XXL - 8 left

The Prettiest said...

vaska0@mac.com
XL (1 remains!)
US

CTS said...

pwrglove@gmail.com
L - 12!
America

spinecraft said...

band@autobomb.net
S

USA!

spinecraft said...

and per the miscount above, there should be 1 small shirt left

Unknown said...

ben AT benjohnson DOT ca
2XL
Canada

Thanks!

timmy said...

timmysanfran@yahoo.com
M
USA

Chris Stapleton said...

cstaple3000@yahoo.com
MED
USA

Unknown said...

langley41@gmail.com
Large - 10
America

CG said...

cgraci@gwu.edu
XL
America

none left.

Unknown said...

max.berson AT gmail DOT com

Medium

America

16

kateal said...

kateaallison@gmail.com

Nabbing the last small!

USA

Nate Bedortha said...

nate-dot-bedortha @ gmail-dot-com

if one of those XLs backs out, this American has dibs.

either that or I will slay them and wear their blood soaked XL as a trophy.

Dr. Zesty said...

jeff_brennecke@hotmail.com
M
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Sony Guts said...

sony.guts [at] gmail [dot] com

medium

USA

15

(Question, will your paypal setup allow this to be shipped directly to a thrid-party address (suprise gift)?)

eric said...

t7promoter@gmail.com
medium
USA
14

Handsome Nick B said...

YayNickBearyYay [@t] gmail [d.t] com

Large
US o' A

9!

Tanya said...

leett421@hotmail.com

medium

America, home of the free

13 left?

Presence said...

presence@irev.net
XXL (2XL) - 7 Left
USA

Dan said...

Chaos_4_U@hotmail.com
L
America
8

Miles said...

miles.floyd@gmail.com

L

America

7

Jessica said...

whitley71@hotmail.com
Large
USA
6

Ali said...
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ashark01 said...

ashark01@yahoo.com
M (12)
america

mkg41 said...

mkg41@aol.com
if anyone else backs out of an XL, i want one too.
USA

Unknown said...

chemicalpink@gmail.com
Medium
America
11...I think?

Anonymous said...

terrance.stewart@gmail.com
XXL (6 left)
USA

Anonymous said...

shrew_d@msn.com
2XL
America
6 left

Anonymous said...

5 XXL left

mkg41 said...

mkg41@aol.com
large
6
usa
i guess a large will be fine. screw the XL!

ashark01 said...

ashark01@yahoo.com

i said 12 for my medium but is clearly should have been 11. my bad.

dana said...

Dana Reinoos
dreinoos@gmail.com
USA
M - 11

Unknown said...

- kevin.donaghey@gmail.com
- Medium
- America
- M-10

Jesse Zander Corum said...

jzcorum@22-black.com

XXL
USA
4 Left.
super cool.

CDooby said...

calebdubey@hotmail.com
M
USA
9

atom robinson said...

atomrobinson @ gmail dot com

medium

7 mediums left (i think)

this is the best thing that's happened to me today, or maybe ever.

Unknown said...

vocabgod@gmail.com
M (it seems like there are actually 4 left, but who the hell knows).
USA

Rex H said...

ttrreexx@email.com
L
America
5 left

Brendan said...

oneill.b1@gmail.com
America, Land Of The Free
Large
4 Remain

Me said...

slweinheimer@yahoo.com
Medium
America

5 left

Joe Mathlete said...

Looks like we've gotten a little bit off here... There's actually:

2 large
3 medium
3 xxl

left. The others have been sold out.

So the next person who orders a medium says 3, then 2, then 1, then nobody orders a medium. None of this "__ left" stuff; gets confusing but fast.

Unknown said...

homerisgood@hotmail.com
United States
Large 3 left

Alison said...

ratherdrinkthandance@gmail.com
USA
M - 2 left

bazoo said...

bbaazzoooo@yahoo.com
Medium - 1 left
US

The Godfather said...

zachcurtis at yahoo dot com

2xl - 3

the grapist said...

gsparlier@gmail.com
M
USA

0 left

Andrew Cunningham said...

doceirias@hotmail.com
2xl - 2 left
USA

Anonymous said...
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Unknown said...

EFF no more smalls OR mediums.

Matt said...

tcgiant at tcgiant dot com.

2XL. One left.

Matt said...

Whoops. Forgot to say it, but USA.

Tom said...

tomtheman5, hotmail.

America

L

2 left in size L!

Tom said...
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Tom said...

Whoops. Just kidding. I got the last L.

0 left. Not 2. I forgot how to count after first grade...clearly.

Unknown said...

I'm really not sure if any are left, but if any are, sgt underscore pepper217 at yahoo.com

Unknown said...

USA

Unknown said...

Oh, and I know this isn't a bid, but I'm willing to go double price for a medium. I have a girlfriend to make happy.

Plan B said...

planb1973@gmail.com
L
America
I know there aren't any larges left, but I think I should get one over the dolts that don't know how to count down.

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...
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Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

inastateofconrad@gmail.com
Small
USA

i'd like a small or medium if someone backs out :)

Unknown said...

holdensolo@yahoo.com

Um, I think there's one XXL left, if so, I'd like it. If not, then I suck.

Ryan said...

ryanwasoba@gmail.com
M
US-of-fuckin'-A

nyc buckeye said...

L :)
US of A

nyc buckeye said...

nyc.buckeye@gmail.com

I'm a little slow this morning...

Anonymous said...

If someone decides they don't want their xxl after all, I would like one. I had an office retreat and missed the announcement. :-(

Jessica said...

XXL please (this may be the last one).

America!!!

Unknown said...

Joe, did I miss something? You said we should get our supersecret e-mails a few days ago, but I got nothing. I'm so ready for this shirt, boss.

Anonymous said...

Joe, I know you are having problems with Google, but in the meantime is there any chance you can update us regarding the availability of the double-exes? There seems to be some confusion as to just when they ran out. I really thought I was too late to get one, but the subsequent post got me wondering if I am wrong? I would post an email address if I thought I was on the list.

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